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Print Print 2018-12-26

Partly Facetious: Is Buzdar Imran's weakness?

"It's a well thought out strategy of The Khan."
Published December 26, 2018

"It's a well thought out strategy of The Khan."
"Oh really! I thought it was his weakness though I am not sure whether the weakness can be sourced to some spiritual guidance or whether it was his own home grown weakness..."
"Don't be facetious. Anyway Buzdar sahib maybe The Khan's weakness, whatever its source, but I am afraid those opposed to him are going about it the wrong way."
"It? What are you referring to when you say it?"
"It implies a strategy to get rid of him."
"The Khan said Buzdar is there to stay as long as he stays."
"Right, but Khan sahib's U-turns have become legendary and so why is it that no one is going about displacing Buzdar the right is what I can't understand."
"The right way?"
"Yes it's, so obvious to me that the right way is to use women as a weapon. You remember Madame Kaur who came during the Kartarpur inauguration and she was seated next to Buzdar sahib and I have never seen another individual look so very, very uncomfortable and he tried to put as much distance as possible but physics stopped him..."
"Physics?"
"Physics as in the sofa length did not allow him to widen the distance with Madame Kaur."
"Don't be facetious."
"I would urge the PML-N to send their women legislators to surround him and let's say Tehmina Daultana..."
"Don't under-use Madame Daultana! She can be used to intimidate even Sheikh Rashid and Fawad Chaudhry and..."
"Shush, anyway the PML-N women legislators are not...how can I put this....proactive to be able to effectively intimidate the guy."
"Sherry Rehman, Shazia Marri, on loan..."
"The PPP has no presence in the Punjab, how about Shahbaz Sharif's wife Tehmina?"
"Hmmm, and what about those in the PTI who want Buzdar displaced!?"
"They are waiting for the u to turn before..."
"Oh you are so bad."

Copyright Business Recorder, 2018

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